How to spot a BITCH 1.0.1

Now in the last week I have come across so many new breeds of bitches,I really don’t know what happened to the good old days when you could see and recognise a bitch from a mile away.So far there seem to be three new “pavement special” breeds which you need to recognise and put down..yes..like dogs..and let me warn you that you can’t hestitate or you will be eaten.

Bitch 1

Now these ones look all sweet and innocent..i literally mean that.Their approach is the “Im so cute I couldn’t hurt a fly”,these bithes don’t swear and don’t wear short skirts-that’s how innocent they look.Their approach is to lull a man into a fake sense of comfort with the “you’re my best male friend who I share all my stories with and you just happen to be attracted to me”.The thing to be careful about with this breed is,they are relying on you becoming jealous and crazy.Stay cool and calm,smile,hell even hug the bitch and then strike and strike quick but make it look like she was the crazy one.

Bitch 2

Unlike Bitch 1,these bitches are more action orientated and less about getting into the guys head.They are fit to actually call you and tell you to fuck off,or they will want to actually meet you and shake your hand so hard that it almost breaks…while they sweetly smile.Now the way to take this bitch down is by making her extremely jealous until she eventually self destructs from jealousy

Bitches be Loco!

What is it that turns a perfectly normal woman into a insecure, crazy bitch...Are these woman just wired like that or is it men that drive them loco.

I have had quite a bit of experience with people's crazy girlfriends and ex girlfriends. I just dont know, do all these man have something in common. Were they that good at whatever they did that these women will do whatever it takes to hold onto that...lol

Or like Cherel are these chick just loco in the head, predisposed to with addictive personalities, latching onto anything and everything.

Case 1 - Insecure Girlfriends

You meet them everyday, those bitches that smile and wave at you yet behind ur back they are telling their man to watch out for you cause clearly you after him...lol! In this case women really need to check themselves and check their man...did you ever think this insecurity comes from your man and his wandering eye, hands etc..lol Don't hate on the chick cause at the end of the day, she owes you nothing and men dont get "stolen" then walk very willingly! LOL

That kissing a frog and him turning into a prince….let’s talk about it, shall we???

I think that story really just fucked up way too many females lives (ok let’s be fair, many men too).

I think fairytales really just shouldn’t be told to little girls, because seriously

I can let down my hair from the sixth floor, and there is not going to be a Prince down there ready to save me…ok my hair might not reach the ground floor, but I could get extensions to at least get it to the fifth floor 

I know, I know, sitting around waiting for that Prince is just sad, but if from about the age of two, you hear about how true love’s kiss will have you live happily ever after… Explains why you’ve maybe kissed more people than you can remember?? Be honest..

You meet some man, know it wont work out, but think,” maybe just maybe… he is my froggie ”

Luckily I’m not a believer, but I see it everyday, I’m an actions speak louder than words kinda girl.

You know how people can say all kinds of things, all kinds of nice, sweet things, all the things you want to hear. Aren’t we all soooooooo good at that, whispering sweet nothing’s in order to get what we want from person x or y?

Then suddenly person x does something so mean and wrong, like lying, cheating, stealing, but they say things like “ oh I didn’t mean to” or “oh I thought YOU were cheating, lying, stealing ” or “ I’m so sorry forgive me ” or “ I didn’t mean to hurt you, it just happened, I was drunk, high, slipped and fell ”

Life in Moments

Imagine being friends with someone for 5 years and in that time you never let them know how you really feel about them. When someone told me this story I was like, that is just tragic! I mean this guy was friends with this girl for 5 years and only now (5 years later) does he find the courage to tell her that what he feels for her is more than friendship! And then he finds out that she felt the same way but was waiting for him to say something cause she was unsure how he felt...just way too much tragic irony in it all!

The Female Friend

Every guy has at least one, some guys have many...the Female Friend aka The chick he will do once she gives the go ahead. No when you are single its great, I mean thats where the whole Friends with Benefits thing comes into play. But as a guy, once you get into a relationship...the concept of the Female Friend can become a little tricky! 

Fact No 1

Your man will never admit that one of his female friends likes him. I mean if your chick doesn't trust you or is feeling insecure she could demand you not see this chick. Then could lead to her now not being a potential FWB (Friend with benefits) when you becomes single again. 

Its all fun and games til someone gets hurt....A.K.A The Sister Code

So guys like to think they have this thing called the Bro Code. Let me tell you one thing….this does not exist. I mean its all well in theory, guys who are like brothers to each other, would take a bullet for each other, would never betray each other…right? WRONG! When people ask who are the more conniving of the sexes….its men. You see females by nature are very competitive, some more than others. Put a man between them and its game on, may the best woman win. Both will reveal their intentions and see what happens. Yes its true, women can fight dirty at times, but its all in the open. Unlike men who will do everything behind their bros back.

The problem with women is, we really don’t like to lose..so its all fun and games if we win, then its fun, then its healthy competition. But if we lose, that’s when we make it personal and whip out this little thing called the Sister Code. So now what is the Sister Code….Basically it is a set of unwritten rules made up by a group of girls that stipulate how one must act in certain situations.

Here is classic sister code rule:

-          Exes are off limits. Always. No exception. Even if I die….LOL. So basically most girls will follow that because as hot as he is and as much as he may want you, he is someone else’s used goods and they still have a claim on them.

The problem is when you reach the grey areas in the Sister Code

For example, some girls like to go by the rule – I spot him first/I make the first move, ive basically shot gunned him. While others believe, the guy does have some sort of a say and so let it him make up his mind n let the best woman win.

Problem is this never works, cause no chick wants to put herself out there knowing that there is a chance she could get rejected. Hence it now becomes personal.

Lets play with a little scenario:

Single hot boy meets 2 hot girls. Both girls have their eye on single hot boy and make this known. Single girl one approaches, flirting begins, its going well. Single girl two approaches, flirting begins, things going well. What makes single hot boy choose one over the other….Who knows! Maybe its chemistry, maybe its just raw animal instinct. But at the end of the day in this situation…unfortunately the power is in the hands of single hot boy! So what do you do, do both girls back away, toss a coin or do u just make things fair n let the guy make up his own mind.

Now you see women cannot do that..cause if single hot boy does not choose you….that kinda sucks! And then other girl really needs to just back off cause if I can have him, nobody can…right…who knows…depends on the situation etc.

This is the art of the Game, its unpredictable and if you are gonna play it you have to be willing to play hard, fast  and unfortunately accept defeat at times, trust me there is nothing worse than seeing the perfect guy with someone else. But at the end of the day no matter what you do, if he does not see you as his perfect girl…u have to accept defeat. I for one have accepted a major defeat and to someone who I do not think is worthy, but if the guy thinks that she is his perfect girl, then good for him, as long as he is happy and he feels he has the best he ever had and will ever find.

At the end of the day, when playing the Game, emotions need to be left at the door. That is what the game is all about, the thrill, the fun and the excitement of the chase. If after that things progress into something more concrete then that’s when you step out of the Game.

So if you’re single in 2010 and wanna play the Game, make sure to get your armour on. Its rough out there and you gonna get knocked down a few times. But the times things do well, and that’s usually most of the time…..Damn its good!

Let the games begin!