Triffling Ass @#!##! AKA The Black South African Man

Now Ive travelled around the world, I mean every famous brand has to be international! N Ive met people from different places, different cultures. But there is one species that continues to elude me...and that is the black south african man.

These dudes are on a whole other level and the problem is, they think they are smarter than the rest of us....lol....do you not remember south africa has one of the lowest education rates in Africa! (Matric is a joke...) Anyway this is not the point of this post

What Im gonna do is make this a little How to Guide, in order for you to spot this rare species of man...

1. Friends always come first, and when I say friends I mean his boys. This means if he is out with his boys he will not do the following things:

a) Under any circumstance answer his cellphone (this is when this species of man uses the classic line that was invented purely for dumb south african women..."I couldn't hear my phone"). This is his way of still saving face in front of his boys...I mean you cant be acting all whipped about the chick...thats just not good for the brand....lol
b) Answer your SMSes....remember..he cant hear his phone....
c) If you had plans that night, he will not let you know he cant make it. He'll use classic line no 2...I got so wasted/tired and passed out. Seems everyone these days can just "Blame it on the alcohol"....
d) If you are with him and he is with his boys...He will avoid any form of PDA. Gotta keep that swagger on and showing affection to your girlfriend...Not good for the brand!

So here is the first installment...more to come!

A Brand in the making...

Seems everyone in Cape Town thinks their famous, so much so that they refer to themselves in two ways. One, as the person and two, as the brand.

As I start this blog we have already lost a member, her brand went biopolar on our ass and decided to leave the "corporation". But as she'll see, its tough and lonely out there in the streets of Cape Town, and I'm sure she'll be applying to be re-instated soon!

Here's to the launch of The Brand (Cape Town)