Now in the last week I have come across so many new breeds of bitches,I really don’t know what happened to the good old days when you could see and recognise a bitch from a mile away.So far there seem to be three new “pavement special” breeds which you need to recognise and put down..yes..like dogs..and let me warn you that you can’t hestitate or you will be eaten.
Bitch 1
Now these ones look all sweet and innocent..i literally mean that.Their approach is the “Im so cute I couldn’t hurt a fly”,these bithes don’t swear and don’t wear short skirts-that’s how innocent they look.Their approach is to lull a man into a fake sense of comfort with the “you’re my best male friend who I share all my stories with and you just happen to be attracted to me”.The thing to be careful about with this breed is,they are relying on you becoming jealous and crazy.Stay cool and calm,smile,hell even hug the bitch and then strike and strike quick but make it look like she was the crazy one.
Bitch 2
Unlike Bitch 1,these bitches are more action orientated and less about getting into the guys head.They are fit to actually call you and tell you to fuck off,or they will want to actually meet you and shake your hand so hard that it almost breaks…while they sweetly smile.Now the way to take this bitch down is by making her extremely jealous until she eventually self destructs from jealousy
Bitch 3
These bitches put ideas into the mans head of how crazy you are!So for example..they will actually tell the guy that you sent an email telling her to fuck off.They rely on the guy taking their side and telling you to leave them alone.
The disturbing part is that some bitches are a mixed breed.Either way all bitches respond to a good strong punch…not a slap-a punch!Your motto should be “Beat a Bitch Down”
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