a new type of threat. .

I used to only be worried about 2 types of females,BEE weave wearing bitches and skinny blonde chicks that need to have a sandwich tossed at them.Everything else i thought i atleast had a chance against in the club world.A scary new breed has emerged and walks the streets though. .the white bitchon heat.now im not racist but this breed(WBH)has become a serious threat!they enter ALL kinds of clubs and go for everything with a penis.i have watched some of these WBHs in action and i have witnessed how they attempt to do some form of shakira hip thrusting which looks more like they having a fit of sorts.these WBHs somehow manage to actually get their prey(whether it be the black man,white man with a mavericks girlfriend or cape flats coloured boy).do not get it twisted thinking they ever give up or just go for one man. .they want all the men in the club.the funny thing about this breed is that they only operate at night and are very respectful people during the day.remember ladies. .its a jungle out there!

Quote of the Week

So I've decided to start this thing called the Quote of the Week.

So here's the first one...Dedicated to...YOU

"People who have never been across the border, should never try get with people who are from across the border and beyond" (The Brand)

Just came to mind and I think it is very fitting to start the week off!

The Muvhangoisation of Strong, Independent Women....

You meet them everyday, young women of colour, out there in the world doing their thing. Most are highly educated with at least a 1st degree under their belts. On the outside they are strong, smart, independent and confident. Yet in certain situations....something comes over them and next thing you know, its like you are in an episode of Muvhango!

The behaviour habits of these women:

1. Kneeling down to serve men dinner. Now I'm all for catering to my man, but I'm gonna do it standing up! And the favour will be returned...this is not a one way street.
2. When invited to a braai, making a beeline for the "women" where she proceeds to start whipping up a salad, buttering rolls and organising plates (Please note, she is not even at her own house!). Whilst this is happening, the men are outside grunting, drinking beer and making the fire. Now im sorry but, as much as I can make a good salad, I will not be forced to be in the kitchen whilst the men are having a good time. So my tip is, bring the salad pre-made, arrive with a 6 pack of Heiniken and get out there n mingle with the men...they so much more fun anyway!
3. The desire to dish for the men in the room, serve them first and give them the best food. Now this is where I draw the line! I mean, yes let the man have the big piece of chicken. But this hierarchy thing....nah! In my palace, its self service...unless you my man and Ive invited you over for dinner.

No, you are probably asking yourself...How is it that these well educated, independent women fall into the trap of Muvhangoisation.....

- Some people blame it on culture. As much as we are all living in the 21st century, certain traditional continue to exist. But people must remember, these traditions were put into place when women had no rights and were just baby making, in the kitchen, wives and mother.

The modern women has so much more to do. I mean we have empires to build, careers to establish, Christian Lubbuton heels to buy and cocktails to drink! Hence we cannot be expected to be doing all this serving on bended knee and shuffling out of a room crap!

So if you are an independent ambitious man who cannot handle an independent ambitious women, who is on your level and will stimulate you mentally, emotionally and physically....then don't even bother! Head back to the village and get your self a nice Muvhango looking woman, ready to cook and shuffle at your beck and call...

Weekend Special

will refer to myself as the weekend special,because I'm not always around when the others do some of the crazy things they do. I am the innocent one....no really I am...hehehhehehe
I was not around for the INCIDENT,and you'll see when I'm around it's all calm,it's all make love not war.
Ok enough with that nonsense ,only reason is because I
dont live as close to the rest of the crazy ones.No crazy isnt the right word for us ......adventurous,young,single-ish(dont ask,our relationship status's are a whole other entry,actually might be a book),smart,funny,wait let me stop now before you start hating us.

oh champagne is our new thing,with meals,without meals,evenings,mornings,afternoons,weekdays,weekends,you get what I'm saying,it's fun try it,but not alone!Not sure why we've been so delayed about the champagne.
On that bubbly and very random fact about us loving champagne now.I'm off to bed

What will be known as....THE INCIDENT

So do u wanna know the elusive 3rd member of The Brand?? It all started at a popular BEE hang out spot.we all only had enough cash for one drink. .this member. .who we will now refer 2 is problem child,attracted the attention of a short,chubby man and his bad breath friend.long story short,problem child decided to stay while we left.this was possibly the longest nite of our lives.problem girl had no money and no cellphone and was stuck in durbanville with 2 men.she managed to get dropped off at a petrol station and used the persons phone to call me. .she thought the men where going to rape her.long story short. .the man called me to say my friend is crazy and stole his car,crashed his car,bit him,tried to break his glasses.he called the cops to arrest her.in the mean time. .back in the pimp crib,we were trying to get a car to fetch her.eventually she got escorted home by police.we had a huge fight(side note. .she had stollen the mans housekeys)and we kicked her out cause she thought we had done nothing to help.

the rest to follow...