Friend or Foe?

So there are only a few hours left of what has been quite a dramatic year filled with ups and downs….this post is however not about that.

You know that saying keep your friends close and your enemies even closer? Well what I have realized is that 2009 has been a year of where you just don’t know who is who anymore. What is it with woman that we are incapable of putting friendship before men? Men seem capable of separating the two but us woman would rather scratch another friends eyes out before we give in…and then when all is done we smile, wave and share a drink together as if all is well. I am only making two new years resolutions and one of them is to not take peoples bullshit for even a second because I have realized that if people see even the slightest opening for riding over you…they will.I have one wish and one wish only for my friends this new years and that is to learn and appreciate your worth…too many of us think we need men to affirm our value and therefore end up doing stupid things!

Cheers!

Pimp Princess

laugh out fucking loud

Laughing my ass off seriously.....

It's all true.... the problem child story is 100% true,the police were honest to God there. And can I just ask since when do police officers walk with people from the police station to someone's house to sort out something as stupid as this. Are they not supposed to be chasing and catching murderer's ,rapists,con artists etc etc Fuck there are hardcore criminals out there KILLING people and the police find the time to come and do this..... what the fuck...
well at least we know the police keep us safe....NOT

the second matter.... being someone's bitch....
totally true. These guys think that they are the ones in control and that they are the ones controlling things and the chick, meanwhile hahahahaha... you are her bitch!!!

I've taken a break from all of it. No 30 day challenge, none of that for me...
When the first of January comes around however I think I'll be back.
We've had a good year, we did!! there were ups and downs and lots of fun and sad moments and fun really happy ones and then it just got CRAZY .

I just want to say please take your medication. PLEASE
Also dont drink and take your meds,will fuck your life up, You'll end up homeless and friendless too.
dont do it

Ok people be good
dont drink and drive ...
driking and typing works though

How normal guys turn into someone's Bitch....

We are still trying to figure out how this happens, maybe its something in the air...maybe its just a Cape Town thing...lol. You take a perfectly normal guy who claims he got game, is strong, confident and will "never be anyone's bitch"....Next thing he is following you around like a little puppy dog...literally!

At first this can be fun...I mean it is quite amusing watching a grown man act so whipped! May as well get him a collar n walk him down the street on a leash..lol! Now I dunno about you, but I like my men to act like men...otherwise I would just become lesbian! On the other hand caveman/muvhango behaviour is not tolerated!

Here is a little word of advice for all the men out there prone to turning into someone's b***h:

1. Once a chick sees she can control you, you have lost the upper hand and you will NEVER get it back again.

2. Confidence is attractive...arrogance is a huge turn off. We would prefer to find out for ourselves if you are the s**t than have you give us a play by play of how amazing you are.

3.You need to meet a woman on her level, it dont matter how hot you are, how much money you have...if you cannot keep up with her mentally and say stuff that really makes her think....its late for you!

The Killing of Problem Child...

Simply put...the BITCH had to go!As you may have notices...problem child is unstable.Pimp palace or as we now like to call it..The Penthouse,had its official intro to Cape Town two weeks ago(pics might be posted)but what many people didnt know was what was happening behind the scenes.

Three days before..problem child had forgot to take her meds and got wasted.This was followed by her launching into a fight and threating to stab people!By 4am problem child had left this planet for CRAZYVILLE and was screaming and running up and down the house.Eventually she left....or not.The morning of the grand opening...she called the cops on us.bet you wondering why?Well,i dont speak psycho-bitch but she had made up a story in her head that we were gonna throw her stuff out(was highly tempting)and apparently one is meant to give notice to friends who stay at your place for a few days before kicking them out...(seriously???).I must also mention that her boyfriend had been calling me begging me to let her come back and was planning to make her apologize.

Rule number one people!Rule number two...dont threaten a chick who has lawyers and government ministers as family...thats just dumb!Now problem child had already pushed my buttons by sending me threatening smses about how she WILL move back in and stay but after the cops...she was just begging for a PK!So right then and there,i gave her notice and told her if her she has 7days to get her shit out but she herself was not allowed back into the building.4 days later...

Quote of the week!

"BITCH bites back!" "Im not interested" "time for a Roasting"