How to spot a BITCH 1.0.1

Now in the last week I have come across so many new breeds of bitches,I really don’t know what happened to the good old days when you could see and recognise a bitch from a mile away.So far there seem to be three new “pavement special” breeds which you need to recognise and put down..yes..like dogs..and let me warn you that you can’t hestitate or you will be eaten.

Bitch 1

Now these ones look all sweet and innocent..i literally mean that.Their approach is the “Im so cute I couldn’t hurt a fly”,these bithes don’t swear and don’t wear short skirts-that’s how innocent they look.Their approach is to lull a man into a fake sense of comfort with the “you’re my best male friend who I share all my stories with and you just happen to be attracted to me”.The thing to be careful about with this breed is,they are relying on you becoming jealous and crazy.Stay cool and calm,smile,hell even hug the bitch and then strike and strike quick but make it look like she was the crazy one.

Bitch 2

Unlike Bitch 1,these bitches are more action orientated and less about getting into the guys head.They are fit to actually call you and tell you to fuck off,or they will want to actually meet you and shake your hand so hard that it almost breaks…while they sweetly smile.Now the way to take this bitch down is by making her extremely jealous until she eventually self destructs from jealousy

Bitches be Loco!

What is it that turns a perfectly normal woman into a insecure, crazy bitch...Are these woman just wired like that or is it men that drive them loco.

I have had quite a bit of experience with people's crazy girlfriends and ex girlfriends. I just dont know, do all these man have something in common. Were they that good at whatever they did that these women will do whatever it takes to hold onto that...lol

Or like Cherel are these chick just loco in the head, predisposed to with addictive personalities, latching onto anything and everything.

Case 1 - Insecure Girlfriends

You meet them everyday, those bitches that smile and wave at you yet behind ur back they are telling their man to watch out for you cause clearly you after him...lol! In this case women really need to check themselves and check their man...did you ever think this insecurity comes from your man and his wandering eye, hands etc..lol Don't hate on the chick cause at the end of the day, she owes you nothing and men dont get "stolen" then walk very willingly! LOL

That kissing a frog and him turning into a prince….let’s talk about it, shall we???

I think that story really just fucked up way too many females lives (ok let’s be fair, many men too).

I think fairytales really just shouldn’t be told to little girls, because seriously

I can let down my hair from the sixth floor, and there is not going to be a Prince down there ready to save me…ok my hair might not reach the ground floor, but I could get extensions to at least get it to the fifth floor 

I know, I know, sitting around waiting for that Prince is just sad, but if from about the age of two, you hear about how true love’s kiss will have you live happily ever after… Explains why you’ve maybe kissed more people than you can remember?? Be honest..

You meet some man, know it wont work out, but think,” maybe just maybe… he is my froggie ”

Luckily I’m not a believer, but I see it everyday, I’m an actions speak louder than words kinda girl.

You know how people can say all kinds of things, all kinds of nice, sweet things, all the things you want to hear. Aren’t we all soooooooo good at that, whispering sweet nothing’s in order to get what we want from person x or y?

Then suddenly person x does something so mean and wrong, like lying, cheating, stealing, but they say things like “ oh I didn’t mean to” or “oh I thought YOU were cheating, lying, stealing ” or “ I’m so sorry forgive me ” or “ I didn’t mean to hurt you, it just happened, I was drunk, high, slipped and fell ”

Life in Moments

Imagine being friends with someone for 5 years and in that time you never let them know how you really feel about them. When someone told me this story I was like, that is just tragic! I mean this guy was friends with this girl for 5 years and only now (5 years later) does he find the courage to tell her that what he feels for her is more than friendship! And then he finds out that she felt the same way but was waiting for him to say something cause she was unsure how he felt...just way too much tragic irony in it all!